a series of awkward moments.

i made “egg in a hole” for breakfast this morning, and it was more delicious than i could have ever imagined.

oh.

thejoyofcapris:

It’s still on, you guys. RW/RR Challenge is still on TV. It makes me really sad! Like, if you’re too old to be a pregnant teen in a rural state and too broke to be on Cribs, you’re stuck in this awful purgatory. It’s like a super athletic version of Dead Like Me. All these people have unfinished business they have to complete before they can move on. Two teams full of pretty Caspers. But then it’s like, maybe this is good for them in a really roundabout way. Like, it’s hard for you to keep up your coke habit when you’re jumping through tires on a plank suspended 500ft above shark infested mudwaters, you know?. Maybe this is like their anti-drug. I don’t know.

It’s still kind of depressing, but like, whatever pays your rent and keeps your legs toned, I guess! Proud of you!

mtv needs to either:

1. bring back road rules so they can have young participants, or
2. just call it a real world challenge because no one who was around for any season of road rules should even be allowed to participate in something like this.  they are WAY too old for this crap.

every time i see a picture of her in this dress i just want to scream and yell and punch my computer because that nude-colored boob cover is just so infuriating.

/rant.

omg this is the best day of my life! guy branum! responding to my e-mail! signing it as “g”!

it’s the little things.

danhollister:

Hand over mouth.

looks like we’ve got ourselves a situation.